Take a bite of my life, and try not to dislike the aftertaste it gives you
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64kbps:
have you noticed how paradoxical the sentence “stop telling people what to do” is
lulz-time:
pleatedjeans:
At first I was like “oh some guy being a really awesome athlete” AND THEN I REALIZED WHAT I WAS ACTUALLY LOOKING AT
satans-fabulous-blog:
morphingly:
brightredkettle:
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
nyozeka:
i hope my first child is a dragon
  
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