Take a bite of my life, and try not to dislike the aftertaste it gives you
have you noticed how paradoxical the sentence “stop telling people what to do” is
At first I was like “oh some guy being a really awesome athlete” AND THEN I REALIZED WHAT I WAS ACTUALLY LOOKING AT
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
i hope my first child is a dragon