sevenpoints:

iidelirium:

captainragtag:

hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue

BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER

“IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY A BABY!!!!” MEN SHOUT

“NO FUCKING SHIT!!!!” WOMEN REPLY

kingsleyisilebo:

why do parents get mad when u sleep all day like im staying out of trouble and im not spending your money like what is the issue here

kardashiansfuckyeah:

when i drink alcohol, everyone says im an alcoholic. when i drink fanta, no one says i’m fantastic 

psl:

zippyzapmeister:

jennathegh0stgirl:

elouphant:

elouphant:

my-sterious:

haziea:

transcriber:

donest:

horrorpopped:

Single September
Only me October
No boyfriend November
D-deprived December

Just me January

Forever alone February

Me myself and I March

Alone again April

Maybe it’ll happen May

Just kidding June

Jesus I need a man July

All by myself August

Jesus 💀

June hit me like a fucking brick tho

lustyr:

how do i die without telling my mom

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